Zhang Jiunian, an otaku from Long Kingdom, has a life creed: Never sit down if you can lie down, never cook if you can eat takeout.
The global national destiny game has arrived, and others have been pulled into the copy: Dead Rising, Strange Rules, Whispers of Cthulhu - and they are scared to death.
Zhang Jiunian was pulled into the dungeon: Zombie Siege? He took out his mobile phone and ordered a takeaway, bargaining with the zombie leader to share the order. Weird rules? He thought the rules were too long and didn't bother to read them, so he scolded them for being weird and shut them down. Whispers of Cthulhu? He backhanded the evil god Amway to write an article about cultivating immortality, and the evil god expressed his intention to ascend on the spot.
Dragon Kingdom audience:? ? ?
National Team: This player... Seems to have something, and there seems to be something wrong with him.
When the whole world was waiting for Zhang Jiunian's death, he took a group of dungeon bosses that he had destroyed and opened a hot pot restaurant in the consciousness space.
A certain S-level weirdo knelt down and poured him tea: "Brother, please, stop chanting. I'm tired from work."
Zhang Jiunian: "That won't work. I have no other advantages. I am just warm-hearted and specialize in treating various mental sub-health."
Until one day, the creator of an advanced civilization came in person and fell silent looking at the copy of death that Zhang Jiunian had transformed into a retirement community.
"I created you to test mankind."
Zhang Jiunian: "After the test, they all want to stay and retire. Look at the membership fee..."