Hold it in for a moment, and you'll only get angrier. Back down once, and a bad neighbor will walk all over you.
Noise complaints, trash dumped everywhere, moral blackmail, rumors and slander...
When kindness earns no respect, I bring out this handbook for dealing with bad neighbors.
Give them a taste of their own medicine. Fight back legally, and make every move count.
It deals with every kind of inconsiderate, shameless, self-righteous bully. From now on, the neighborhood will be peaceful, the troublemakers will disappear, and anyone who messes with me will regret it.
From now on, the neighborhood will be peaceful, the troublemakers will be gone, and anyone who messes with me will regret it!
