"Wang Ming! Just look at yourself! A big belly, a fat face, short stamina, and barely any money. And you still expect me to marry you? Dream on!"
"Wang Ming, after this year's performance review, you've ranked near the bottom. We're sorry to inform you that you're fired."
"Wang Ming! When are you paying last month's rent? The New Year is almost here!"
"Your XX credit card payment is due soon. Please make your payment on time!"
"Wang Ming, your medical checkup results are in: nearsightedness, high blood pressure, high blood sugar, high cholesterol, fatty liver, premature ejaculation, kidney stones... I recommend improving your routine and getting more exercise."
A breakup, unemployment, rent, loans, health problems, one miserable thing after another all came crashing down on Wang Ming. He felt as if he were carrying a mountain on his back, and just as he was about to break down, a heavenly voice suddenly rang out.
[Ding! The Host has hit rock bottom. Card Game Life has awakened. This System is bound to blind dates. Each time you go on one, you can choose three of five card rewards. Cooldown: five days!]
[Equipment Card (Red): Get a Xiaomi SU7 Ultra!]
[Funds Card (Red): Receive 10,000,000 yuan immediately!]
[Removal Card (Red): Cure three illnesses!]
[Attribute Card (Red): Strength +3]
[Skill Card (Red): Top-tier driving skills, at the level of a professional racer!]
Wang Ming stared at the notification on his phone confirming the ten million yuan deposit. He froze for a moment, then threw his head back and laughed.
To hell with gold-digging women!
To hell with 996!
To hell with loans!
To hell with unfairness!
From now on, I'll live life loud and proud! I'll strut around, toss my head back, and enjoy every minute of it!
