I Am Cultivating Immortality in a Mental Hospital, and the Director Is Lord Voldemort

My name is Li Gouzhu, a normal person. Three days ago, I was sent to Penglai Mental Hospital by my own mother. The reason is simple - I performed a set of "Quantum Wave Tai Chi" in public at the company's annual meeting, claiming that I could control WiFi signals with brain waves. I'm not crazy. I just want to be popular. But what I didn't know was that this mental hospital was special. The patients here call themselves "immortal cultivators", and their method of cultivation is not to meditate but to go crazy. The more outrageous the crazy words are, the more they can be transformed into real superpowers. Someone believed that he could make all the subways around the world delay at the same time, and he actually made the news the next day; someone insisted that he was the ambassador of the moon to the earth, and then he actually lit up the street lights with his hand. The director of this hospital is a balding middle-aged man who calls himself "Voldemort." He used a mop to perform "Avada Kedavra" - not killing people, but making people mop the floor frantically until they died of exhaustion. Li Gouzhu thought he was the only normal person until he discovered something: In this world where "cognition is reality", he became the most abnormal one because of his "excessive normality". In order to be discharged from the hospital, he had to go "crazy" first. In order to survive, he must first "cultivate immortality". To save himself, he must completely destroy his own sanity. Welcome to Penglai Mental Hospital. Here, madness is the only truth and absurdity is the highest magic. And Li Gouzhu is about to become the first man in history who is "forced to ascend because he is too normal."