My Plug-In Always Wants to Kill Me

[Nonsensical + urban martial arts + funny laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh] He, Guan Fan, was a loser at the beginning and was humiliated by his girlfriend in public. Just when his life reached the bottom, he awakened the most deceitful [All Things Out of Control Amplification System] in history! This system will ignore his wishes, randomly steal an "thing" from the target, multiply it ten thousand times, and force it on himself! He wanted to steal the energy and blood of his love rival, but he stole a "burp". After increasing the energy, he used a loud noise to scare away the powerful enemy, and became famous in one battle! He wanted to steal the body scent of the school beauty, but instead he stole the "smell of original socks", amplified it and transformed into a walking biochemical weapon, and won without a fight! He wanted to steal the gangster's strength, but he stole the opponent's "sense of peeing". After increasing the power, he overwhelmed the audience with a "holy light" and won the title of "Toilet God of War"! From then on, there were thousands of paths to becoming a strong man, and Guan Fan took the road of social death alone. The history of his becoming stronger is a record of social death. It wasn't until he faced the world-destroying Cthulhu Evil God and stole the opponent's lazy idea of ​​"wanting to sleep for five more minutes" that he let the final BOSS sleep until the beginning of the universe... Only then did people realize that there is no more terrifying weapon than killing Guan Fanshe!