Bro, If You Keep Simping, I’m Eloping with That Blond Guy

In her previous life, Su Nian watched her brother take a knife, poison, and a speeding truck for a fake sweetheart, dying without a trace. The fake sweetheart cried, “You fool,” then turned and nestled into the male lead's arms, living happily ever after.

Reborn at the starting point of the tragedy, Su Nian kicked her “good little sister” act to the curb.

Her brother was about to drive all night to save the fake sweetheart? She called him and snapped, “If you walk out that door, you can forget you ever had a sister!”

Not harsh enough? She hired a punk with dyed blond hair for five hundred an hour to pretend to be her boyfriend. In a spaghetti-strap dress and a short skirt, with a rose drawn on her collarbone, she clung to him in front of her brother and called him “hubby.”

Her brother pulled out a million to get rid of the punk? The punk sneered, recognizing the custom Armani suit and Patek Philippe at a glance. “CEO Su, is your sister worth only half a watch to you?”

Her brother was shaking with rage? Su Nian twisted the knife. “Bro, his mom said we should have a son before we get married. I said yes.”

The whole room fell silent. Her brother's reason snapped. The trip to the neighboring city was canceled.

Step one: success.

But Su Nian never expected that the “street punk” she'd hired could recognize a Patek Philippe, stand up to her brother's imposing presence, and even say as he left, “Your brother cares about you more than you think.”

Who was he, really?

And Lin Miaomiao, the one stirring everything up, had set her sights on the Su family far earlier than she had in her previous life…