Su Heng, the former main god space gold medal salted fish, was exiled and bound to the [Abuse of Female Protagonist System] because he refused to be involved for 800 years. Mission: Travel through three thousand worlds and experience the standard package of sadistic stories such as pinching necks and digging out kidneys, chasing wives in the crematorium, etc.
The system sneered: "Complete the KPI and you will be allowed to retire with honor."
Su Heng clicked on the backend, entered the front management employee number skillfully, and dragged the taskbar into the recycle bin.
"Retirement?" She yawned, "I want to lie down now."
So - the Immortal Master pushed her down to the Immortal Execution Platform, she changed the coordinates in mid-air, and accurately fell into the soup pot of the "New Oriental Immortal Cultivation Branch"; Boss Ba locked her into the mansion, and she backhandedly opened the "Salted Fish B&B" and broadcast the Boss Ba's late-night instant noodles online.
System crashed: "Host! Plot! Where is your main line of sadomasochism?!"
Su Heng was lying on the newly realized rocking chair, sipping ice-cold coconut water: "Changed. Now this is the "Three Thousand Worlds Lying Down Observation Log"."
She smiled at the thousands of small worlds: "Torturing me? Please queue up to get a number first. Warm reminder: There are expected to be 3,000 worlds waiting ahead."
