Qi Fan, a city office drone, wakes up inside the body of Qi Yan, a wealthy high school senior. He awakens an insanely ambitious, unhinged simp System and inherits all of Qi Yan's experiences with school bullying. Armed with the unhinged simp System, he gets revenge on those who wronged him, takes down fake sweethearts, beats up rich brats, crushes thugs, wipes out drug dealers, and occasionally plays at being a fortune-teller, launching an outrageously satisfying and hilarious life at its peak.
“Damn, that really hurts!” Qi Fan is fuming as he works overtime when a sudden pain grips his heart and he loses consciousness.
When he opens his eyes again, he thinks, “What the hell! Where have you brought me?” Qi Fan looks around in confusion.
In a spotless white hospital room, three patients are lying there, including him. Two have broken legs, while he has a fractured left arm and scrapes on his foot.
“Yanyan, how are you feeling? Are you feeling any better?” A middle-aged woman who looks to be in her forties sees Qi Fan wake up and immediately asks him anxiously.
Qi Fan looks around. No mistake, the woman is talking to him, so he quickly checks himself.
Holy crap! His tall, strapping body has turned into that of a petite girl!
Qi Fan is stunned! Did I... transmigrate?
What a messed-up life. Other people transmigrate into the bodies of heirs, generals, and emperors, while I end up as some little girl! Could God, that bastard, be trying to make me experience what it's like to get xx'ed?
You bastard, God!
It's so imaginative, so beautiful, so beautiful!