Zheng Zhiyu transmigrated.
No System, no golden finger, and she was being hunted from the start.
After a great deal of trouble, an elder from the cultivation world's foremost sect took her in. She thought her hardships were finally over. Then, on her very first day as an apprentice, her master chased her around with a stick and beat her for half an hour.
"I'm opening up your meridians," her master said with a smile. "It's all for your own good."
Zheng Zhiyu: ???
The good news was that she'd awakened a top-grade ice spiritual root, a once-in-a-century talent.
The bad news was that all she wanted was to lie flat.
Cultivation? Too tiring. Getting stronger? No need. She had only one ultimate goal: to stay alive.
If she could lie down, she wouldn't sit; if she could sit, she wouldn't stand; and if she could stand, she wouldn't take a single extra step.
Her master, Xie Jin: My last disciple... is a little unusual.
Her senior sister, Yun Shuyue: She spends all day sprawled in a rocking chair, staring into space. I suspect she was a tree in her previous life.
Her eldest senior brother, Shen Qingci: Little Sister, want to cultivate? I'll teach you.
Zheng Zhiyu: You're so kind, Eldest Senior Brother, but I'm tired today. Let's talk tomorrow.
Her third senior brother, Lu Li (his fluffy ears twitch): ...
Zheng Zhiyu (eyes shining): Third Senior Brother, can I pet you?
Lu Li: No.
Zheng Zhiyu: What if I get stronger first? Then can I pet you?
Lu Li: ...If you can beat me, we'll talk.
Zheng Zhiyu (after a moment's thought): Then never mind. Lying flat is much better.
She thought she'd spend the rest of her life taking it easy, pampered by her master and showered with treats by her senior brothers and sisters.
Until the day of the sect tournament, when she met a strange person.
"Hello, my name is Yang Qinghe."
"In this life, I'll be the waves of Qinghe, protecting my little fish year after year."
Yes, you read that right. The top-quality ice spirit root, the innate sword embryo, the closed disciple of the elder in the transformation stage, and a breakthrough to the late stage of Qi training in one class - this kind of configuration that no one else could ask for, the heroine was a little at a loss. This kind of gag is not forced, it grows on the character. Zheng Zhiyu, you say she is lazy, she never slacks off when practicing swordsmanship; you say she is smart, she can't even read textbooks (she didn't bring a literacy bag during the time travel); you say she is heartless, she protects her shortcomings with confidence. She is a girl who makes you feel real and whom you want to be friends with. Let's talk about this division. Master Xie Jin, who looks as gentle as jade, chases his apprentice with a stick behind his back - "opening up the meridians, it's all for your own good." Senior brother Shen Wen Jingran, gentle and kind but a bit sinister, brings a chair and melon seeds with him to watch the fights between his junior brothers and sisters. The second senior sister, Yun Shuyue, has a cold face but a warm heart. She talks about despising the younger junior sister, but in reality she is extremely doting on her. The third senior brother, Le You, is a boy from the wolf tribe. His furry ears are the most Rua thing in the whole story. He has a vicious mouth but will bring gifts to his junior sister. I could read a hundred chapters of the scene of these five people sitting together eating. There is no intrigue, no bloody sadomasochism, just ordinary daily life - eating, basking in the sun, fighting, planting bamboo, being punished by the master - but it is comfortable and happy to watch. If you have been stressed recently and are looking for a relaxing novel to relax, this book is suitable. No need to use your brain, no need to feel aggrieved, no sadistic plot, just laugh from beginning to end. Oh, by the way, the male protagonist hasn't appeared yet, but I'm already looking forward to it. Finally, I end with a sentence from Zheng Zhiyu: "Geniuses eventually become powerful, and Xianyu has witnessed it with his own eyes." I was the reader who witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was quite happy to see it. Suitable for people: those who want to relax, those who like daily life, those who are not resistant to furry people, those who need to make meals while fishing at work Not suitable for the following people: Those who want to watch earth-shattering sadomasochism, those who want to see the protagonist's bitter and revengeful counterattack, those who are allergic to the word "showing off"