National Fate: I’m a Fictional Historian

[This book is pure fabricated history. Don’t take it seriously; just have a laugh.] My name is Sima Goushi. So I’ve just transmigrated to a parallel-world Huaxia, and immediately run into that cursed national-fortune genre from all those novels. Help! I don’t want this, okay! The bad news: history has not only been lost, it’s on a different timeline. The good news: I have the power to fabricate history, so I might as well make up unofficial history and pass it off as the truth. All right, my turn. Give me a card! “The odds of victory this time are one thousand percent!” Legend has it that Nuer Hachi decided to oppose the Great Ming because of the Seven Great Roots affair back then. Huang Taiji and Chongzhen were childhood sweethearts, and he marched south in a furious fit over the woman he loved. … Take note: this isn’t ordinary Wanyan Gou. This is Zhao Jiu, the great restorer of the Great Song. … The marriage-alliance prince Li Ji'an leads cavalry from the grasslands and launches a Xuanwu Gate-style succession coup against the Great Zhou’s female emperor, Wu Riyue. “Love you, Mom. See you tomorrow.”