[Relaxation + sweet pet + anti-routine ancient sayings]
Everyone in Dayuan knows that Pei Si, the God of War, is a cold-faced Yama who kills people like hemp.
Xie Guanyao thought this was the case, and she didn't find out until she got married that this man squatted at her feet every day, eagerly waiting for praise.
"Madam, I won the battle today."
"Well, that's great."
"Madam, I got a new sachet today."
"Well, he's so handsome."
"Madam, you only praised me twice today. Do you think you don't love me anymore?"
Xie Guanyao looked at the red-eyed God of War in front of him and fell into deep thought:
Where is the cold-faced Yama that we promised? What a love brain!
What was even more devastating was that she found that she seemed to be... Really doing this?
Pei Si's diary: On the seventh day of the first lunar month, my wife praised me three times and I was very happy. On the eighth day of the first lunar month, my wife only praised me twice. Is it because I did not perform well? On the ninth day of the first lunar month, I deliberately knocked over the tea cup. My wife praised me for being cute, and the plan was approved.
The God of War has to be praised by his wife every day, otherwise he will cry!
