[Entertainment Industry + Metaphysical Livestreaming + Cursed Tongue + Sweet, Satisfying Romance]
Jiang Jiu, a metaphysical master from the post-apocalyptic era, opens her eyes to find she has become a universally hated “celebrity who stages accidents for attention.”
From the start, she is two hundred million yuan in debt, and the whole internet wants her out of the entertainment industry?
Jiang Jiu calmly spreads her hands. “Don’t panic. Let me tell your fortunes first.”
Forced to join a survival show in the wilderness, she expects her haters to sit back and wait for her to embarrass herself. Instead, everything takes a sudden turn.
A fake sweet girl provokes her. Jiang Jiu says, “Your forehead looks dark. Be careful not to break a bone while walking.”
The next second, the girl trips on flat ground, breaks her leg, and is carried off in an ambulance.
Surrounded by wild beasts, Jiang Jiu draws a circle. “Anyone who steps inside will lose control of their sphincter.”
The next second, the wolves get diarrhea on the spot, leaving the whole internet in stitches.
Viewers: “What the hell? Has her mouth been blessed or something?!”
Even more unbelievable, the aloof, celibate Best Actor Bo Yibai, who never gets close to women, has somehow become Jiang Jiu’s “human-shaped power bank.”
To keep herself alive, Jiang Jiu clings to him like crazy. “Lend me some of your luck. Don’t be stingy.”
His fans rage: “Jiang Jiu, have some shame! Let go of my brother!”
But Bo Yibai silently offers her his hand, his gaze indulgent. “Is that enough? If not, hold on tighter.”
A metaphysical master who just wants to laze around in retirement x A cold, sleepless Best Actor radiating purple qi
#JiangJiusMouthNeverLiesLiterally
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