Old guys who have lived long enough in this world all know the truth: cultivating immortals is all about working for the higher-ups. It may be the way of heaven, it may be some ancient will, or it may be just a system that has been in disrepair but is still running automatically.
Lin Xian is the unlucky guy selected by the system. While other chosen ones were busy completing tasks, seizing opportunities, and getting involved in life and death, he relied on bugs to hang up the novice task of "killing a chicken" for more than 16,000 years. He only received the guaranteed lifespan of the daily sign-in, and forcibly signed himself into a living fossil in the world of immortality.
Until one day, he accidentally rescued a young girl named Yun Miao who had just traveled through time and was being urged by the system to worship the Immortal Sect. The girl's words, "Odds and evens remain the same," made this thousand-year-old salted fish stop for the first time. At the same time, the male system in his mind, who was about to be driven crazy by KPIs, finally connected with the female system in Yunmiao who was keen on knocking off CP.
The people below are busy cultivating immortality, busy loving and hating, and rushing towards their own destiny that may be magnificent or chaotic under the guidance of the system.
And no one knows that there are two invisible "divine wills" that are quietly twisting into a rope for their respective performance and some strange CP clapping enthusiasm, preparing to bring a different, pink "variable" to this world accustomed to fighting and killing.
As for the chicken that has been on a bounty for more than 10,000 years?
It may still be pacing peacefully in a small farmyard, unaware that it has become an insignificant "error code" in the rules of a huge system, and the only witness of a long-lasting process of "rolling" and "lying down".
