Border coward: I really don't want to be the God of War
Lin An, a modern social animal, travels to the Great Periphery Pass and has only one wish in his life: to eat and wait for death and lie down in peace!
In order to save his life, he focused on the social animal's desire to survive as long as he could be cowarded, and run away as soon as he could; he was always trying to catch fish, and he was lazy when things happened, and he only wanted to pack up and run away.
But who would have thought that the more cowardly he is, the more his soldiers will think he is hiding something; the more he shows off, the easier it will be to win the battle; the more he wants to run away, the greater his achievements will be!
The life-saving tricks taught casually have become a must-have in the military camp; the unintentional blame-shifting operation resolved the fatal crisis at the border; even when he wanted to pretend to be coward and run away, he mistakenly kidnapped the enemy's prince and became a god in a battle!
The thorn-headed subordinate became a die-hard loyalist, and the iron-blooded general became his backer. The whole battalion turned his cowardly words into the art of war, and promoted him with fancy ideas!
Lin An watched himself grow from a coach to a general, and from a general to a god of war, with a mountain of official seals and overwhelming achievements, and his heart was completely broken:
"Stop praising me! I really don't know how to fight! I just want to lie down! Whoever wants to be the God of War can be me!"
All the soldiers clasped their fists together, with wild eyes: "General, you are mighty! Your low-key and forbearance is a role model for our generation!"
Lin An: "..."
Help! I'm really a coward, I'm not pretending, fuck
