After my sudden death, I became Kakashi, bound to the Moyu God System - I can become stronger by lying flat.
Kannabi Bridge? Don't go. Obito and Lin, I saved them. The Sandaime's Will of Fire? I handed over the "Ninja Labor Law" with my backhand.
Danzo wants to assassinate? I died with my shadow clone. Xiao organization poaching people? Let's take a look at the benefits first. Unlimited monthly reading? That's the ultimate 996!
From Konoha to the Five Kage Conference, from toughening Madara to persuading Kaguya to retire, I rewrote the entire ninja world with workplace rules...
Minato is too weak