Why Does the Cold Female Sword Fairy Come to My Cave Every Day to Have Food?

[Relaxing humor + black technology cultivation + extreme protection of shortcomings + hilarious and sweet] Everyone in the Tianyan Sword Sect knows that the chief senior sister Mu Hanyan practices ruthless swordsmanship. As cold as ice, keep away from strangers, and you will see blood when you draw your sword. Until one day, Jiang Che, a handyman disciple, accidentally broke into the forbidden area. Everyone thought he would be split in half by his senior sister's sword. As a result, that night, this thought-provoking conversation came from deep within the forbidden area: "Senior sister, this 'Ice Silk Seamless Close-fitting Vestment' was refined by me overnight. It can prevent a full blow from the Nascent Soul stage. It is not only light and breathable, but also shows off your figure. Do you want to... Take off your outer robe and try it?" "Insolent! How could I, the majestic chief of the Sword Sect, wear such an immoral thing... You, please turn around first and don't peek." "Senior sister, what about this 'Fully Automatic Multi-frequency Spirit Gathering Massage Array'? It has a miraculous effect in relieving training fatigue." "Shut up! Put it down!... Then teach me how to push it." In his previous life, when the sect was bleeding, the high white moonlight fell into the hands of the devil to protect him. Jiang Che, who came back from rebirth and was bound to the [Cultivation of Immortality and Hundred Arts System], understood. Serious cultivation of immortality cannot save Tianyan Sect, only miraculous skills can kill everyone! [The introduction is short and weak, please move to the main text to have a great time!