Introduction: On the first day of high school, a transfer student came to the class.
He was barefoot, with silver bells tied to his ankles, and his white hair was whiter than the dean's wig.
The class teacher introduced: "This is classmate Chi Li, who comes from the mountainous area of Miaojiang. Please help him adapt to city life."
The boy looked around the class, and finally his eyes were locked on my face.
He strode over, knelt down on one knee in full view of everyone, and held my hand:
"Queen Gu, I finally found you."
Whole class:? ? ?
I:? ? ? Brother, you got the wrong person! I'm only eighteen! I've never been to Miaojiang! I have never been a Gu Queen!
He didn't believe it and insisted on proving it to me.
So - my school bully who snatched my pen had toad skin on his face for three days the next day.
My green tea guy who spoke ill of me behind my back had a nest of colorful spiders crawling out of his schoolbag.
And I just casually said "Mathematics is so difficult", and he sneaked into the principal's office that night and changed the entire question bank into an introduction to voodoo.
I looked at the police summons and felt like crying: "Chi Li! Now is a society governed by the rule of law!"
He blinked his red eyes in grievance: "But Queen Gu, you said before that whoever makes you unhappy will make his whole family unhappy."
Me: "... I take it back."
He said: "I can't take it back, the Tongming Gu has been planted."
He pointed at my wrist, where there was a faint red line.
"You can't escape in this life, Queen Gu."
Later I found out that a thousand years ago, I was really his queen Gu.
But in this life, he traveled over mountains and ridges, walking barefoot for three years, just to find me.
Then - do May Three with me.
