Tianpeng Breaks Off the Engagement: The Heroine Begs for His Love!!!

(I'm going to write a masterpiece of delirious madness that surpasses White Snake!) He's gone berserk! He's gone berserk! Su Tianpeng, once the war god of the Celestial River Navy, was ambushed by treacherous villains and transmigrated into a black-haired pig! A broken engagement ceremony? The Lin family patriarch kicks me into the pigpen? I'll topple the grand hall of the Qingxuan Sect with one charge! My fiancee is being beaten by her stepmother? Watch me spit divine thunder from my pig snout and blast you until even your own mother can't recognize you! "Su Tianpeng is a pig!" "So what if I'm a pig? Pigs can crush the stars and devour the Nine Heavens!" The strongest Divine Pig System is bound. My pig snout speaks human words, my hooves tread the heavens, and my snorts shake the Three Pure Ones! Other people transmigrate and become Immortal Venerables. I transmigrated into a pig, and I can still slaughter my way through the Three Realms! Lin Qingyue cries as she clings to my pigpen: "Tianpeng! Stop going crazy! I'll marry you! I'll feed you bird's-nest-flavored pig slop every day!" I topple the gods of the Nine Heavens and stomp on the Jade Emperor's throne, roaring, "You think I'm just a pig? Too late!" If gods stand in my way, I'll kill them; if Buddhas stand in my way, I'll kill them; if immortals stand in my way, I'll charge them down! The whole Three Realms is terrified of this mad pig! My darling Qingyue, once I've charged my way through the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands, I'll be the wildest pig king of a husband for you! Who dares say a pig isn't worthy of an immortal? I'll smash your worldview to pieces with one rake thrust! Mad war-god pig, slaughtering everything in sight! Break off the engagement? Not a chance! The whole Three Realms will be begging this pig in tears to put his divine powers away!