[Apocalypse + Taoist Priest + Cunning Survivor + Karma Transfer + Subverting Expectations + Hilarious]
While everyone else awakened supernatural powers in the apocalypse and went on a killing spree, Lu Zhi awakened [Misfortune Transfer] and went on a killing spree by doing absolutely nothing!
From the start, he foresaw that the world would collapse in three months. All seven of his elders were people condemned by Heaven after failing their tribulations, and his own reckless attempt to peer into Heaven left his meridians shattered, reducing his cultivation from the Spirit Communion Realm to that of an ordinary man who couldn't even beat a ghost.
Save the world? Save it for someone else! Lu Zhi locked the mountain gates and went down the mountain to slack off without looking back!
Run into a faceless female ghost in the middle of the night? He simply redirected her pursuit onto a villain who had come looking for trouble!
Accidentally wander into a deadly, Calamity-class haunted domain? He turned around and pinned all the ghosts' hatred on an awakened fool who was asking for it!
The authorities mistake a Terror-class entity capable of erasing people from existence for an E-class weakling? Lu Zhi watches coldly: He'll warn them, but only for an astronomical fee. If they don't pay? Then they can walk straight into it and get themselves killed!
While all of humanity trembles in fear of the apocalypse, Lu Zhi slurps instant noodles and taps away at his keyboard: Don't panic. First, I need to find some unlucky sucker to take this unavoidable death sentence off my hands!
Then the Ruins of Return fully descend. An S-class Calamity wipes out the world, and millions vanish overnight from both the world and everyone's memories. All of humanity sees him as their last hope.
Lu Zhi is dumbfounded: I'm just a cunning survivor trying to stay alive! Don't come near me!
Wait... This Heavenly Calamity shares my origins? In that case, no problem. I'll just trick the calamity itself!
What can I say? I feel like I can guess where the rest of the story will go. It is said that the world will be destroyed in 90 days. In fact, if you earn 50,000 or hundreds of thousands, what is the use? It is completely enough. Therefore, the next direction is probably to cooperate with the officials with an extremely reluctant attitude. Although it is extremely reluctant (so far), there is a high probability that it will cooperate with the officials in the future. Of course, there is a high probability that the world will be saved in the end.