Protagonist: Jiang Li
[Purely refreshing article + scheming + buying insurance + full of love]
Jiang Li suddenly traveled to the legendary heaven,
Good news: I traveled through heaven and became an earthly immortal in the establishment
Bad news: On my first day at work, I started selling insurance at a stall
It costs 996 to be a god, and longevity is just five insurances and one gold. Jiang Li used the insurance contract to hollow out the three realms.
From then on, the biggest creditor in Heaven was not the Jade Emperor, but the smiling Jiang Li who set up a stall on the first floor.
Yang Jian was insured.
His barking dog bit the immortal official.
I opened the clause: "Walking a dog without a leash is considered a 'lack of restraint' and is exempt from liability."
Yang Jian was so angry that he wanted to bite someone.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea is insured.
There was a tsunami in front of his house.
I smiled calmly: "This is a moon-induced tide. It is not considered a 'natural disaster' and no compensation will be paid."
Dragon King: "..."
Since then, the Heavenly Victims Alliance has been established, blocking my door every day, but new insurance policies are still coming like a snowflake.
(I can't help it. I'm the only one selling insurance in the three realms. If you don't buy mine, whose insurance will you buy?)
