Show Off as a Martial Artist and Wear Modern Clothes to Make Trillions

Lin Xuan, the most defeated Martial Saint in the Xuantian Realm for ten thousand years, was struck by a thunderbolt from Heaven just because he didn't like to show off and preferred to lie down! As soon as I opened my eyes, I became a modern high-strength blue star—— A college student who scored zero on the martial arts test, was so poor that he ate instant noodles, and was recognized by the whole school as the top loser. Others get involved in cultivation, fight and kill, and compete for fame and wealth. Lin Xuan: I can lie down but never stand up, I can pretend to be useless but never expose my secrets, I can make money but never put in any effort. The school bully provokes? Blow it away in one breath and lie that the ground is slippery. Are the school beauties serious? He punched through the wall and said it was a cramp in his hand. Policewoman arresting someone? He was handcuffed behind his back and sent to the police station, and was treated as a pitiful person. Secret adventure? While others narrowly escaped death, he walked around picking up treasures and selling them for trillions. The villain is coming? After ten minutes of pretending to recite the lines, he said "Don't disturb me when I sleep" and was instantly silenced. The cool school beauty, the hot-tempered police beauty, the soft-spoken medical fairy, the drama queen, and the vicious-tongued saint were all five beauties surrounding him—— Not tearing or robbing, only complaining, only protecting her husband, and only helping him pretend to be useless to make money. Since then, there has been a legend in the urban high-level martial arts circle: Don't mess with that college student who sleeps, eats instant noodles, and acts like a loser every day. Once he fails, the whole world will bow his head; As soon as he makes money, he immediately earns a net worth of trillions!