Lin Xuan, the number-one lie-flat Martial Saint of the Xuantian Realm for ten thousand years, was struck by a lazy thunderbolt from the Heavenly Dao and transmigrated, all because he preferred lying flat to showing off!
When he opens his eyes, he finds himself on modern Blue Star, a world of advanced martial arts, as...
A college student who scored zero on the martial arts test, is so broke he has to live on instant noodles, and is recognized by the whole school as a top-tier good-for-nothing.
While everyone else is caught in the rat race, training, fighting, and competing for fame and fortune,
Lin Xuan says: "If I can lie down, I won't stand. If I can pretend to be useless, I won't show my hand. If I can make money without lifting a finger, I won't do any work."
The school bully picks a fight? He blows him away with a puff of air and claims the floor was slippery.
The campus beauty calls his bluff? He punches through a wall and says his hand cramped.
The policewoman tries to arrest him? He gets handcuffed and hauled to the station, then is mistaken for the victim.
An expedition into a secret realm? While everyone else barely survives, he strolls around, picks up treasures, and sells them for trillions.
The villain appears? After ten minutes of show-off catchphrases, Lin Xuan shuts him down with, "Stop making noise. I'm trying to sleep."
A cool campus beauty, a hot-tempered policewoman, a sweet and adorable medical immortal, a drama queen heiress, and a sharp-tongued saintess all orbit him.
They don't fight or compete. They just tease him, protect him, and help him pretend to be useless while making money.
From then on, a legend spreads through the city's advanced martial arts circles:
Don't mess with that college student who sleeps all day, eats instant noodles, and pretends to be a good-for-nothing.
When he lies flat, the whole world has to bow its head;
when he makes money, he earns trillions while doing nothing!
