You Asked Me to Livestream Sales, and I'm Pitching to Mythical Creatures?

“Hungry... I'm gonna eat you!” An ancient ferocious beast bigger than a truck smashed through the basement and opened its cavernous jaws. The next second, it clutched its stomach and rolled across the floor. “It hurts like hell... That extra-spicy fried chicken I ordered yesterday was full of artificial junk...” Qi Bai whipped out a box of medicine and shoved it in front of the camera. “Everyone, take a good look! Even ancient gods can't handle gutter oil! Got the runs and gastroenteritis? Take Xieliting! Just 9.9, with free shipping. Tap the link!” After binding to the Classic of Mountains and Seas Livestream Shopping System, Qi Bai's livestream became the gods' go-to place for public humiliation and consumer complaints. The nine-tailed fox stayed up gaming until all its hair fell out, then tearfully begged for anti-hair-loss shampoo. Xingtian couldn't use facial recognition and got locked out of WeChat, so he angrily ordered a phone for the blind. Bifang kept starting fires while working on an electronics factory assembly line, and was forced to put on glow-in-the-dark height-boosting insoles and dance wildly... Watching his commissions soar, Qi Bai picked up a dry-powder fire extinguisher and a gas mask. “So what if you're a god? Step into my livestream, and even the Jade Emperor has to spend at least 9.9 before he leaves!” [Comedy + Livestream Shopping + Gods' Public Humiliation + Making Money by Any Means]