"I'm hungry... I'm going to eat you!"
An ancient ferocious beast larger than a truck smashed through the basement, opening its bloody mouth.
The next second, it suddenly covered its stomach and rolled on the ground: "It hurts me so much... The spicy fried chicken we took out yesterday was all about technology and hard work..."
Qi Bai took out a box of medicine with his backhand and slapped it in front of the camera: "Family members, you can see clearly! Even the ancient gods can't handle the gutter oil! What should I do if I have gastroenteritis? Stop immediately after taking diarrhea! Free shipping for 9 yuan, please follow the link!"
After being bound to the "Shan Hai Jing Delivery System", Qi Bai's live broadcast room became a social rights protection center for the gods.
Nine-tailed fox stayed up late playing games and lost his hair, crying for anti-hair loss shampoo; Xing Tian was unable to use facial recognition and was frozen on WeChat, so he angrily placed an order for a blind mobile phone; Bi Fang went to the electronics factory to screw in screws and frequently caused fires, and was forced to wear luminous height-increasing insoles, and the society was shaking...
Looking at the skyrocketing commissions backstage, Qi Bai picked up a dry powder fire extinguisher and a gas mask.
"What's wrong with the gods? If you enter my live broadcast room, the Jade Emperor will have to spend ninety-nine yuan before leaving!"
[Funny + live streaming + death of the Fairy Club + making money without any lower limit]
