With 380 yuan in my account, I accidentally joined the official group chat for “All the Gods and Buddhas.”
Group announcement: New members, send a red packet first!
I checked my balance and promptly sent 0.01 yuan.
The group fell silent for three seconds.
Jade Emperor: [@Lin Bei, are you serious?]
God of Wealth: [Reported. Suspected fraud.]
King of Hell: [The Book of Life and Death is ready. Your soul can be taken at any time.]
Later...
I traded spicy snack strips for Sun Wukong's Sea-Calming Needle;
I made the God of Wealth cry with a Pinduoduo bargain, then refused his 10-million-yuan transfer;
The Jade Emperor was so furious he changed the group rules three times. I sent 0.01 yuan three times in a row.
He asked, “When are you going to make up the difference?”
I said, “In my next life.”
[Ding! The Jade Emperor recalled a message]
[Ding! The God of Wealth transferred 10,000 yuan to you (refused)]
[Ding! The King of Hell wants to add you as a friend]
The gods and Buddhas in heaven were all utterly scandalized.
This is the story of a stingy young man freeloading his way to sainthood in a group chat full of immortals.
The writing is very good and truly reflects the current situation where young people are very angry and argue endlessly over trivial matters.
The work is full of profound meaning. It compares the extraterrestrial demons with resentment and you finally destroy the extraterrestrial demons, expressing the author's best wishes for a better society.
Very interesting, the author has fantastic ideas, the subject matter is novel, it is very interesting, I look forward to it
Well written and exciting
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I read ten chapters and I don't understand it.
The writing is very good and truly reflects the current situation where young people are very angry and argue endlessly over trivial matters. The work is full of profound meaning. It compares the extraterrestrial demons with resentment and you finally destroy the extraterrestrial demons, expressing the author's best wishes for a better society.
Very interesting, the author has fantastic ideas, the subject matter is novel, it is very interesting, I look forward to it
Well written and exciting
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Looks good, must hold it up
There are many memes, Xiaoli recommends [laughs]
Just eat chicken basics
The subject matter is novel and beautiful.
Wonderful and interesting.