“A buttoned-up god like He Yanxiu, always dressed in a suit, is really just a pretty boy who can’t last three seconds!”
After a few drinks, the company’s she-devil, Li Nian, let loose in a group chat with wealthy women. Only after she’d had her fun did she realize she’d accidentally added He Yanxiu himself, her sworn enemy!
Just as she was planning to flee overnight, the doorbell rang.
Outside stood the man she’d just slandered. He was loosening his tie, his eyes behind gold-rimmed glasses unreadable. His low voice came through the crack in the door. “I hear you’ve been telling everyone I’m no good in bed. Open up. I’m right outside your door, ready to let you ‘inspect the merchandise’ yourself and see just how useless I am.”
The next day, Li Nian went to work holding her aching back. At the meeting, He Yanxiu coldly rejected her proposal as usual.
But no one could see that under the tablecloth, his long leg was hooked tightly around her ankle. In a breathy voice only the two of them could hear, he threatened, “Keep writing last night’s ‘inspection report’ tonight, until I’m satisfied!”
