This Is Hilarious: I Preach in a Western Fantasy World

Lin Chen works himself to death from overtime, then opens his eyes to find he has become a dilapidated stone statue in a Western fantasy world!

Covered in cracks and worshipped by no one, he'll weather away and crumble to dust if no one believes in him soon!

He was planning to give up and wait to die, but he is forcibly bound to the [Myriad Realms Daoist Missionary System]!

Mission: Spread orthodox Daoism across the Western continent and preach to the myriad realms!

Failure penalties: a long nose, mushrooms sprouting on him, speaking in a squeaky voice, and being poked like a toy by goblins... So humiliating he'll want to blow himself up on the spot!

Lin Chen is dumbfounded:

This is a Western world overrun by the God of Light, holy knights, and demons! Who even knows anything about Daoism?

The System's forcing me to do this, so I'll just have to grit my teeth and preach!

Teach farmers that the Dao follows nature, and the harvests will outdo the Church's!

Use softness to overcome strength with Tai Chi, and send holy knights tumbling head over heels!

Peace talismans ward off evil and subdue demons, a hundred times more useful than holy light!

Five Thunder Talismans blast Abyssal monsters to pieces, leaving the Western gods dumbfounded!

From a worthless statue on the frontier to the Daoist Patriarch of the Western continent!

From being driven to collapse by the System's punishments to spreading the glory of Daoism throughout the myriad realms!

The gods bow, the myriad races convert. In this Western fantasy world,

I preach orthodox Daoism!