I’m Lin Ye, a part-time delivery rider who specializes in orders from the underworld.
Ghost: “I want my favorite milk tea from when I was alive. Less sugar, no ice.”
Me: “Pay first. No credit.”
Ghost: “But I’m a ghost!”
Me: “Ghosts don’t get free stuff either. I’ll deduct your karma for a bad review.”
After that, the entire underworld was afraid of me.
Vengeful ghost: “Boss, please stop delivering! We’ll crawl over and pick it up ourselves!”
Wronged spirit: “Please, give us five stars! Don’t report us for disturbing the neighbors!”
Other people are scared out of their wits when they meet a ghost. I deliver food and train them all to be obedient little angels.
System: “Congratulations, Host! You scared a vengeful ghost to tears. Reward: +10 years of life!”
“Congratulations, Host! Your ghost customer gave you five stars. Reward: upgraded Yin-Yang Eyes!”
Me: “Forget the flashy stuff. Pay me more.”
