Hiding in a Coffin and Traveling Through the Three Kingdoms, I Touched Captain Jin and Went Crazy

I was chased by debt collectors for my online loan and hid in a coffin. When I opened my eyes, I traveled to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and got into the coffin of Dong Zhuo's brother! At the beginning of the game, Fang Tian drew a halberd straight to his throat. I activated the [Touch Jin Ding Three Kingdoms System] on the spot, took out the black donkey's hoof with my backhand, and gave it to Lu Bu! I, Lin Chuan, am the 18th generation successor of Captain Mojin, and the biggest bug in the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms! Lack of food and grass? After digging up the tomb of King Liang, hundreds of thousands of kilograms of gold directly filled the military pay! Lack of weapons? Touching the burial pit of the First Emperor, the lost casting technique creates invincible elites! Besieged? Divide the money to dig tunnels, dig up the enemy's ancestral graves with your backhand, and directly cut off the opponent's luck! Liu Bei called me fourth brother, Zhang Fei pulled me into a team to fight upside down, Guan Yu silently carried a sword to protect me, Cao Cao wrote to me every day, half to solicit, and half to warn me not to take advantage of his idea of ​​​​the Seventy-two Tombs! Fighting Lu Bu before Hulao Pass, I will take care of the east wind in Chibi, rescue Adou in Changban Slope, and drive out the aliens on the border! Here are the passionate battles for hegemony on the battlefield, the brotherhood that never doubts fate, the love and hatred in troubled times, and the righteousness of our family and country to protect our common people! Of course, the romance with Diao Chan, Sun Shangxiang, and Cai Wenji is also indispensable - after all, romantic heroes are the true nature of the Three Kingdoms! Liu Bei: "My fourth brother can do everything except giving birth!" Zhang Fei: "Fourth brother! Wait for me! Whose grave shall we dig up this time?!" Cao Cao: "Lin Chuan! If you dare to touch my ancestral grave again, I will raise an army of millions to attack you!" Lin Chuan: "Why are you so anxious? Wait until I finish touching your grave first, and then we can talk about the war!"