When he woke up, Jiang Che fell in love with "Brother Chicken", a singing and dancing trainee who was famous all over the Internet.
Starting with tens of millions of dollars in debt, he was forced to participate in a life-and-death game of street basketball, and the entire network was live broadcast waiting for him to make a fool of himself?
As an ancestor of mystical medicine who has lived for five hundred years, Jiang Che silently brewed a cup of wolfberry.
Later...
When he knocked down the top defender in Asia with a set of Tai Chi cloud hands, the entire network was dumbfounded: "The food that was promised is like chicken, why are you beating the national team to tears?!"
When he cured Kobe Bryant's old Achilles tendon with a silver needle, the entire NBA went crazy: "Please stop taking care of yourself and become a team doctor!"
Facing the mature and charming Yu Jie's manager and the aloof academic ex-girlfriend, the ancestor just wanted to say:
"Young people, you must exercise moderation. Kidney energy is the foundation of your innateness..."
Black fans: "Please shut up! We were wrong, you are the eternal god!"