My name is Ning Meng, and I am a little white cat.
——At least that's what I think.
Until not long ago, I lived a happy life of eating and sleeping. My daily routine consisted of eating and drinking, scratching documents, and being scolded by Yunlan, the strongest war god in the three realms, with a straight face.
I don't understand what he's training him to do, but I'll dare to do it next time.
After all, who can resist a kitten that can tilt its head to kill?
But things have been a little off lately.
I discovered that I could become a human being. Eyes glow when fighting. When the demonic army came over, I shouted loudly and they retreated 800 meters.
The whole place was dead silent.
Yun Lan looked at me with complicated eyes: "It is indeed you."
I was confused: "... You know me?"
He was silent for a moment: "We know each other. In that war ten thousand years ago, you and I fought side by side."
Me: "?"
Wait a minute. Am I not a stray cat? How come I am a former colleague of the God of War?
Before I could finish digesting the news, the Demon Lord came to kill me. He pointed at my nose and cursed: "Amber! I tried so hard to send you away back then, not just to have you come back and be a cat for the God of War!"
I was even more confused: "... So it was you who plotted against me back then?"
Demon Lord: "I am saving you!"
Yunlan: "He is harming you."
Demon King: "Shut up!"
Yunlan: "Shut up first."
I looked to the left and to the right, and my head felt dizzy.
One is the person I love now, and the other is the person I trusted in the past.
And I still haven't figured it out——
Who am I?
Also, now that I have become a human, can I still eat dried fish?