[Hilarious Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + Snarky Power Fantasy + No Angst or Frustrating Setbacks + Nonstop Action]
Lin Wanwan was a modern-day office drone worked to death by overtime. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the most miserable good-for-nothing third daughter of the Great Yao Dynasty.
Her father didn't love her, her mother had died young, her spiritual roots were in tatters, and everyone bullied her. She'd barely arrived before her scheming half-sister nearly killed her.
Just as she could take no more
[Ding! The Strongest Snark System has been bound!]
Snark earns points, which can be traded for snacks, items, and divine skills!
Fail a mission? You'll get an instant public-humiliation package: square dancing, clucking like a chicken, or putting on an awkward show in front of everyone...
Other transmigrators cultivate, fight for favor at home, scheme for power, and seize the throne.
Lin Wanwan transmigrates to lie flat, eat, crack jokes, roast people, and breeze through life with a game-breaking cheat.
The icy prince? She roasts him until he cracks, then turns him into a devoted puppy.
The mighty immortal cultivator? She roasts him until he questions his whole life, and he turns around and treats her like an honored guest.
Her scheming half-sister, awful relatives, and snobbish nobles?
She unleashes her sharp tongue, dishes out cutting sarcasm, and humiliates them on the spot until they question their lives.
A good-for-nothing from the start? No big deal.
A tragic background? Doesn't matter.
With nothing but her sharp tongue, she rises from a nobody in the marquis's manor to the capital's top-tier star, a legend in the cultivation world, and the supreme ruler of all humanity.
The whole continent trembles:
Don't mess with anyone but Lin Wanwan. One word from her can make you shut down on the spot!
