Dressed as a noble concubine, others relied on scheming to fight in the house, so I directly turned the harem into a "black wind village"!
While other concubines admired flowers and recited poems, I took the eunuchs and maids to perform fist-pumping and bowing; other concubines smoked incense and played the harp, while I performed in front of the public and performed a show of crushing boulders from my chest; did the queen want to give her poisoned wine?
I picked it up and smelled it: "This thing is not as potent as the poisonous mushrooms on my mountain!"
Everyone was waiting to see my joke as a bandit noble concubine. Unexpectedly, the cold dog emperor put his chin on my shoulder, his eyes shining: "My dear concubine, will you show me another one?"