What’s it like to be so broke you can’t pay rent?
Lin Xiaoxiao: Thanks for asking. I’m in a haunted house, and I just let a ghost out.
The ghost is wearing slacks and a vest, with a Windsor knot, and has strikingly handsome features.
Her best friend screams, “There’s a ghost!” But all Lin Xiaoxiao can think is:
So what if he’s a ghost? If he’s this handsome, it’d be worth dying of fright.
Later, her livestream takes off, she makes money, and she has already fallen for him.
She pursues him relentlessly, says good morning and good night, and practically wants to tear her heart out and show it to him.
But the ghost has a white moonlight in his heart: his fiancée from a hundred years ago. Whenever he mentions her, his eyes light up.
Lin Xiaoxiao tells herself, “It’s fine. She’s been dead for over a hundred years. No matter how bright his white moonlight is, it must have turned to ash by now, right?”
As long as she helps him get revenge, she can slowly win the ghost over. Sooner or later, he’ll melt.
She waits and waits, and waits and waits
Only to find that the white moonlight hasn’t turned to ash at all. She’s standing right in front of Lin Xiaoxiao, dressed in this season’s couture and walking in high heels.
Heartbreaking, isn’t it?
