My Family Hears My Thoughts on My Wedding Day

On our wedding day, my whole family could hear my inner thoughts, but they kept it from me! Out loud, I snarled, “I’ll put a laxative in the general’s medicine tonight!” But inside, I was thinking: [Massage to improve his circulation! His legs need to heal so I can divorce him and make a run for it!] My family looked furious to my face, but behind my back they thought: This daughter-in-law is a keeper! My husband, a general who had been disabled for three years, suddenly got back on his feet. Every night, he pretended to sleep and listened to me complain. The more he listened, the redder his face got... You say I’m wicked? Have you even heard my thoughts? Before I knew it, my whole family had become my loyal audience. Later, they all got down on their knees and begged me: Please be a little kinder. Our hearts can’t take it!