My Entire Clan Is Villainous, and Being Its Patriarch Is No Easy Job

[Lighthearted + Incredibly Satisfying, No Frustrating Setbacks + Snatching the Fortunes of Chosen Ones + An Ensemble Family Cast + A Lie-Flat Ancestor]

Gu Changsheng transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation and becomes the youngest clan leader in the history of the Gu family.

He had hoped to spend his days drinking tea and fishing, lying flat for the rest of his life. But when he opened his eyes, his heart sank.

He had discovered that every single member of his family was a textbook novel-villain in the making!

The Grand Elder's grandson has just returned from the outer city. “Clan Leader, I broke off the engagement with that good-for-nothing whose meridians were completely shattered! He even shouted something about how the east bank of the river would be green again in thirty years!”

His hot-tempered younger female cousin bursts through the door, covered in blood. “Brother! I dug out the Supreme Bone of the neighboring clan's Daughter of Destiny. Did I get it right?”

The various “Chosen Ones” are on the verge of rising up and banding together to wipe out the entire Gu family.

Forced into action, Gu Changsheng binds himself to the [Family Fortune-Snatching System]! If he snatches a Chosen One's opportunity and invests it in one of his own troublemakers, he can trigger a ten-thousandfold return!

The engagement-breaking protagonist is about to jump off a cliff to find an old master? Gu Changsheng gets to the old master first, draws him out, and refines him into a powerful rechargeable battery. “Cousin, take him and absorb his power! From now on, beat him up every time you see him!”

[Ding! Investment successful. Ten-thousandfold return triggered. Reward: Chaos Godfiend Body!]

Years later, the Chosen Ones unite and attack the Gu family, only to discover in despair that even the yellow dog sweeping the entrance is a Demon Emperor!

Meanwhile, the Gu clan leader, rumored to be utterly depraved, lies on a rocking chair and sighs. “I really just wanted to take a nap. How come you can't even break through the gates of my Gu family?”