NBA: From the Start, My Freakish Back Leaves Taylor Swift Stunned

【Basketball + celebrity gossip + monstrous strength + maxed-out talent + humor and memes + invincible power fantasy】 In 2015, small-ball basketball is all the rage. The Death Lineup sweeps the league, and traditional centers collapse. Just as the whole world proclaims, “The small-ball era is here,” undrafted rookie Li Yan arrives in America with the 【Cloudpiercer Alloy Ironback System】. From the start, he fuses an alloy body with the Ironback talent, launching a comeback built on the beauty of brute force! Strength that surpasses Shaq’s, leaping ability that outdoes Vince Carter’s, and lightning speed to rival Iverson’s! On top of that, he has the ultimate “stamina talent,” surpassing Ibaka and Wilt Chamberlain. Others drive for a layup; he takes off and rips down the basket. Others shoot from outside; he swats the ball away with a brutal block that sends it flying into the stands. As the league’s superstars crash to the floor after colliding with him, Li Yan spreads his hands. “I haven’t even tried yet. How are you already down?” Stephen: “You can shoot threes all you want, but it won’t stop him from tearing apart the defense with his bare hands in the paint!” LeBron shrugs. “You know how it is. Li Yan’s my good buddy. I always knew he’d be unstoppable!”