I transmigrated to the first year of the Chongzhen era, only to be laid off from the start?
Shen Yi says, “Don’t panic. I’ve got a complete ‘strategy guide’ to the entire Ming dynasty in my head!”
[Ding! Major historical event alert: Severe drought in Shaanxi in three days; a refugee uprising in ten!]
[Ding! Black powder improvement plan unlocked. Current power: x100%!]
Wang Tan: “Isn’t this kid just a courier? How can his predictions be even more accurate than Liu Bowen’s?”
Zhou Ba Pi: “That’s not gunpowder. That’s heavenly thunder!”
Chongzhen: “Beloved Shen, I begged you to come to the capital and rescue the throne. Why have you surrounded the city with ten thousand riflemen?”
Shen Yi: “Your Majesty, this isn’t a siege. It’s a ‘peaceful abdication.’”
Everyone: “You call that a courier?!”
