My name is Lin Paopao, and I'm a shady broker.
Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not the kind who takes your money and runs. I'm a proper shady broker: payment first, service afterward; no deal, full refund; deal closed, no refunds. Fair to young and old alike. Young and old alike call me a crook.
My clients are from every realm: an unemployed Dragon King, a laid-off heavenly soldier, the Matchmaker God looking to change jobs, a fox spirit who's been conned three times, Qin Shi Huang wanting to retire, Sun Wukong bored with nothing to do...
My job: run over, tell them "There's a job," take a 40% commission, then run off.
My daily routine: collect money, get beaten up, get struck by lightning.
The System says my ability to run fast is my core strength. I believed it, because anyone who ran slowly had already been struck dead by lightning.
Later, I kept running until I became a big shot across the myriad realms.
Now no one dares hit me, because no one can beat me.
A very creative book, I hope to continue writing it