From the Start, Someone Blocked My Door with a Punishment Blade, but I’m Not Panicking at All

[Previously on: chaotic worldbuilding, characters completely out of character]

“I am Lufa, leader of the Netherworld Legion. Although those three incredibly filial brats, 1521, 3066, and 2712, ambushed me a thousand years ago and wiped out the entire Netherworld Legion on Blue-White Star, I have now returned from the dead.”

Lufa was just about to send Bayuebi out to rob people and gather the energy needed for his resurrection when a dark version of Xingtian appeared silently in front of him. He was completely dumbfounded.

“Wait, don’t attack! I’m a good guy. No, I mean, we surrender.”

“What? You’re not here to fight me? You want to join us?”

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