Director Luo felt that he really had to confess here this time.
There was a bright red light in the cabin of the spaceship, and the sirens and the beeping beeps kept ringing, making his head hurt. A string of sparks crackled on the console, and the entire cabin shook like chaff. He was restrained in the seat by the seat belt, and his internal organs were almost knocked out.
"Damn it." A curse word popped out of Director Luo's mouth - it was something he would say before coming to Earth. This phrase is not in the Vulcan language. He learned it from an Earth merchant ship that passed by their galaxy. He thought it was funny at the time, but he didn't expect it to come in handy now.
Outside the porthole, the blue or green planet grew bigger and bigger, so big that it couldn't fit in the entire window. Director Luo remembered looking through this thing in the database - the third planet in the solar system, the official name is Earth, the civilization level is "low-level", followed by a note: the indigenous people have not yet mastered the warp engine technology, and it is not recommended to contact it.
It is not recommended to touch a fart. Not only does he have to touch people now, he also has to hit them directly in the face.