[One-sentence blurb]
A timid man whose heart beats too loudly is mistaken by the entire universe for its savior.
[Hundred-character blurb]
My name is Wu Kong. I have the Ancient Sacred Physique, the Double-Pupiled Supreme Bone.
Sounds incredible, right? But here's the truth: my "Emperor Engine" is just my heart racing because I'm a coward, my "Fiery Golden Eyes" were caused by smoke, and the Supreme Bone is "borrowed". Its original owner is still hunting me down.
All I want is to open a photo studio and coast through life, but whenever I try to slack off, my heart pounds like a jackhammer.
When the zombie brothers hear that heartbeat, they think I'm about to unleash a huge attack and turn tail.
When the mighty experts of the myriad heavens hear it, they think I'm the savior and bow down to me.
When my former colleagues from the Great Shocker hear it, they finally find me. They say I'm their leader, the destroyer of worlds, Tsukasa Kadoya.
And my only wish is:
Stop chasing me! You can have your bone back! Just take it already!
[Two-line blurb]
The Emperor Engine roars, and the whole universe thinks I'm about to unleash my ultimate move.
The truth is, I'm just... scared.
