[One sentence introduction]
The story of a coward who was mistaken for the savior by the entire universe because his heart beat too loudly.
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Hundred Character Introduction
My name is Wu Kong, the Ancient Holy Body, the Supreme Bone with Double Eyes.
Sounds cool, right? But the truth is: my "Emperor Engine" was caused by my cowardice and my heart beat too fast, my "Fire Eyes" were smoked, and my Supreme Bone was "borrowed" - the original owner is still chasing me.
I just want to open a photo studio and wait until death, but every time I want to show off, my heart beats like a pile driver.
When the corpse brothers heard this heartbeat, they thought I was going to open up the car, so they turned around and ran away.
When the powerful men in the heavens heard this heartbeat, they thought I was the savior and bowed their heads.
Overhearing this heartbeat, Oshuka's former colleagues finally found me - they said I was their leader, the destroyer of worlds, Kadoya Shi.
And my only wish is:
Stop chasing! Give you back your bones! You should accept it!
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[Introduction to two lines]
As soon as the emperor's engine sounded, the whole universe thought that I was going to make a big move.
Actually I'm just... Scared.