The Real Heiress Who Speaks Animal Languages Has a Phone Full of Gods

[Everything spills secrets + the whole family hears my inner thoughts + WeChat connects to the divine realm + real and fake heiresses]

After working for the gods for a thousand years, a High God is reborn as the real heiress cast aside by a wealthy family.

Qin Su only wants to lie flat and be a lazy fish, but as soon as she opens her eyes...

The plants and trees blurt out the wealthy family’s secrets every day:

[The fake heiress is the scumbag father’s illegitimate daughter!]

[The first son’s first love plans to poison him!]

Birds and beasts, bugs and fish line up to beg for help:

[Miss, someone’s going to frame you!]

[The second brother’s being set up to take the fall for murder!]

Even more absurdly...

Her whole family can hear her inner thoughts!

(Pretty Mom, wake up! The girl in your arms is your enemy’s daughter!)

Bai Fu’s face changes: I can actually hear that?

(Pretty fool. She’s not a bad person. I can save her.)

Qin Chenxuan’s pupils shake: Who’s insulting me?

Then the group chat on her phone goes wild:

Nezha: Su, send over the cupcakes, quick!

Great Sage: Update those short dramas from the mortal realm for me!

Fairy of the Jade Pool: I want to see handsome guys!

Qin Su: I’m really not a divine-realm shopping service.

Later, the aloof young master of the capital’s elite circles turns into a black cat and curls up on her lap:

“A holy man said I wouldn’t live past thirty unless I found someone who could understand me.”

Qin Su runs a hand down his fur.

“Get lost.”

(The fur feels so good. He can stay.)

She keeps a low profile, gleefully taking advantage of every cheat,

while her scumbag father, his first love, and the fake heiress take turns getting their comeuppance.

Qin Su: Can’t be helped. The whole world is helping me cheat.