I Am Tang Sanzang, and I’ll Beat the Eighty-One Tribulations into Submission

Transmigrating into Tang Sanzang, he awakens the [Physical Salvation System].

Guanyin bestows a brocade kasaya upon him: “Wear this robe, and you will never fall into the cycle of reincarnation.”

Tang Sanzang tears the robe to shreds, revealing a muscular back and a dragon tattoo stretching over his shoulder. “Bodhisattva, I think these fists are more effective than a kasaya at keeping demons from reincarnating.”

Beneath Five Finger Mountain.

Sun Wukong: “Master, hurry and remove the seal so you can free your old grandson!”

Tang Sanzang: “What a hassle.”

Boom! He smashes Five Finger Mountain with one punch, then grabs Sun Wukong by the fur and hoists him up. “From now on, you do as I say. Got it?”

Watching the gods and Buddhas tremble in fear, Tang Sanzang smiles. “I’ll fetch the scriptures myself, and I’ll slay the demons myself.”