[Laugh-out-loud from start to finish! No angst, just sweet romance! While everyone else struggles to survive on the road to exile, the heroine opens a convenience store and gets rich!]
Lin Xiaocha is the manager of a 24-hour convenience store and a stand-up comedian. One night, while staying up late to take inventory, she gets electrocuted and is transported to the Great Xia Dynasty, where she becomes a down-on-her-luck legitimate daughter who has just been sentenced to exile three thousand li away.
The moment she opens her eyes, she finds herself in a house stripped bare. Tomorrow, she has to set out on a deadly journey into exile, and the original owner had just hanged herself after her scumbag fiancé broke off their engagement?
Lin Xiaocha: ??? Don't panic! This is nothing!
While everyone else wails on the road to exile and packs nothing but gold and silver jewelry, she ducks into the convenience store she carries with her. Instant noodles and ham sausages are in endless supply, bottled water and ice-cold cola are free to drink, and her bundle is stuffed with cold medicine and heat packs!
While everyone else sleeps rough on the road, freezing and starving to death before they reach their destination, she sets up a stall at the post station, selling milk tea, braised snacks, and fever medicine. She turns the journey into an empire of franchise businesses and a road to riches!
When bandits attack, everyone else drops to their knees and begs for mercy. She charges to the front with pepper spray and a high-powered flashlight. “Don't move! Move again and I'll spray your face with chili water. Then you'll find out what modern technology and ruthless ingenuity can do!”
She causes a stir at every turn: treating epidemics, taking on corrupt officials, wiping out bandit dens, and helping the people fight drought. Lin Xiaocha goes from a disgraced exile whom everyone looked down on to a living bodhisattva adored by everyone along the road. Even the cold-faced Prince of Exile traveling with them can't take his eyes off her.
Xiao Ce, Prince of Jingbei, went from a great war god to a prisoner overnight. He thought he was sure to die on this journey, until he met Lin Xiaocha.
While everyone else worries about what they'll eat at their next meal, she leans over and asks, “Your Highness, would you like extra sausage and egg in your tomato-and-egg noodles? It's the members' price, so you get 20% off!”
