Siheyuan: Do You Have to Bring a Lunchbox Even When Catering a Funeral?

After transmigrating to 1962, I happen to be in charge of the cooking at Jia Dongxu’s funeral.

Yi Zhonghai wants me to add extra water so the whole courtyard can get a taste of meat? I fire back by dropping three spoonfuls of pork belly into the lunchboxes!

“Want everyone to drink dishwater? First Master, you’re so generous. How come you haven’t brought out a couple of pounds of meat yourself?”

The sign-in System activates, and I get all the lard and white flour I could want.

In this life, my name is He Yuzhu, not Silly Zhu!

Anyone who tries to guilt-trip me gets their moral high ground kicked out from under them.

Qin Huairu wants to play the victim? Jia Zhangshi wants to throw a tantrum?

I’ll pour a bucket of cold water into the pot. You can drink your fill of this meaty water!