I, Lao Wang, am bald, pot-bellied, and live in a bridge cave.
There was a stunning beauty with a collar around her neck.
Others think I am a pervert, but in fact - she is the great demon who almost destroyed the city of Chang'an three hundred years ago.
My master gave her to me and said: seal her once every full moon until the day you die.
Can't seal it? Then let's die together.
For ten years, I relied on a string of wooden beads and a few mantras to lie to her once a month: You are a human being, you are a human being, you are a human being.
If she believes it, she will be stable for another month.
Until this night of the full moon, a brave young man rushed up and punched my wooden beads away——
She opened her eyes.
The two fires that had been burning for three hundred years finally looked at me.
