[A white-haired mecha girl falls from the sky; Hachimi has nowhere to run]
You think those adorable stray Hachimi are just cute little things? They're actually alien invaders!
Only I can see their evil true selves!
My name is Feng Hao. I'm an office worker on Earth, and all I did was kick a street cat's box on my way home from work. Now a bunch of stray Hachimi are hunting me down!
These cats can slap a fully loaded semi-truck out of the way. They're not ordinary Hachimi anymore. Is nobody going to do anything?
Luckily, a Human Alliance orbital drop trooper fell from the sky and saved me.
Wait, hold on...
What do you mean the Human Alliance trooper was crushed to death by the mecha girl he summoned, and by a twist of fate, I've become the owner of this adorable white-haired mecha girl?!
You tell me, does this make any sense?
“You're human.”
“...Yeah.”
“Good. You're my owner now.”
Feng Hao: “???”
“Wait, wasn't the guy you crushed your teammate?!”
