Lin Wan transformed into the cannon fodder who met a miserable end in ancient torture novels. The first thing he did was to find the villain who would kill him in the future.
She knelt down and said sincerely, "Your Majesty! I am willing to marry you. From now on, you will be my half-brother!"
I originally wanted to get a gold medal to avoid death, but the villain raised his eyebrows and actually agreed.
As a result, the whole capital witnessed the following spectacle:
The ruthless and powerful King Jing'an accompanied his "sister-in-law" around the Western Market to bargain;
Weeping for his "sworn sister" at the poetry festival;
She even wore an apron to help peel shrimps at the hotpot restaurant she opened.
The plot completely collapsed. When the male protagonist made an affectionate confession, Lin Wan was busy counting the dividends; when the female protagonist cried and complained, Lin Wan was teaching the villain to play Sichuan mahjong.
She hugged the villain's shoulders and said drunkenly: "Brother, follow me and you will have meat to eat!"
The villain smiled and wiped the sauce from the corner of her mouth, his eyes deepened: "Well, there is 'meat' to eat."
Until the hero's wedding day, the villain's eldest brother led his troops to surround the auditorium.
Under the horrified eyes of everyone, he slowly took out the wedding dress that he had prepared long ago and put it on Lin Wan.
"Brother, I'm tired of doing this." He leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Now, I want to worship you."
Lin Wan looked at the phoenix crown on her body, and then at the male and female protagonists of the original book tied into rice dumplings at her feet, and her hands were no longer sweet.
——Brother, isn't your brotherhood a little too spoiled?
[I regard you as my patron, but you want to regard me as my husband-in-law?
